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In Honor of Cinco de Marzo

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Today is Cinco de Marzo and in honor of today, we are reminding everyone that Harry Potter is available for sale in spanish. Harry Potter to date has been translated into over 10 different languages and is sold world wide. So celebrate today’s historical significance, Mexico’s independence from Spain two months early, by getting your son or daughter the entire Harry Potter series in spanish! Reading is great for children and Harry Potter books are almost as fun as making your very own drinks with the Jack Lalanne Juicer.

Harry Potter is a fun and thrilling adventure that suiting for both kids and adults to read. Part of being healthy is keeping your mind healthy and reading Harry Potter books is certainly great for that. Many times people only think of exercising and dieting when it comes to being healthy, but they rarely remember the mind; if they drank healthier juices made from their Jack Lalanne Juicers maybe they’d remember. So here is a friendly reminder anyway that this Cinco de Mayo, pick up a Harry Potter book in english, spanish, or any other language and read it.

An Anniversary Gift

Friday, February 26th, 2010

This year is the 25th wedding anniversary of Harry’s anut and uncle who raised him. That’s right, Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon are celebrating 25 years of marriage and he has the best gift for both of them. While Harry is away at school, he is going to be sending them gym membership to 24 Hr Fitness. His uncle Vernon could really use to lose about 100 pounds or more and his Aunt Petunia could stand to gain a bit of a figure. With the help of the trainers at 24 Hr Fitness, they should be able to get into the best shape of their lives, or at least that’s the plan.

24 Hr Fitness is a great place to get into shape under the watch of professionals and using the best machines around.  There are treadmills, ellipticals, ab rollers and crunchers, free weights, swimming pools, saunas, and more! Harry Potter is really hoping that his Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon will love their new gym membership; but if they don’t he won’t sweat it! It’s not like they’ve ever done anything for him that would make him smile!

Harry Potter’s Wonderful Valentine’s Day Gift

Friday, February 19th, 2010

This year for Valentine’s Day, Harry Potter was nice enough to send his dear muggle cousin Dudley a Valentine’s Day card with a gift. Harry Potter knew how much Dudley loves receiving gifts and so he decided that this year he would give his cousin the gift that just keeps on giving; this year, he decided that he’d give his cousin something that he could use all year long.  This year, Harry Potter sent Dudley a Healthrider! With the healthrider, Dudley will be able to shed some pounds so that he can live a longer and more useless life.

When Dudley received his package he was certainly very thrilled to be able to open it. He nearly killed both of his parents trying to get to it before them. But when he opened it and realized that it was just a Healthrider, he was very disappointed. He threw a tantrum right therein from of his house and turned as red has a sports car. The unfortunate fact is that he will probably never use it, which will on perpetuate the stigma of obesity in rich countries around the world.

A Mean Trick To Play on Malfoy

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Harry Potter has never been thought of as mean with regards to his treatment of Malfoy. Everyone knows that whatever Malfoy gets, he absolutely deserves. So I guess the fact that Harry Potter performed a spell that kept Malfoy working out on a Bowflex Treadclimber for over 48 hours wouldn’t be considered mean; but it would be terribly funny!

Malfoy is always trying to play tricks on Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley but they never seem to work probably because good always triumphs over evil.  Professor McGonnagal against her better judgment however, reversed the spell that Potter placed on poor Malfoy. As soon as the spell was released, Malfoy fell down flat on his bottom!

What Will Harry Potter Get Hermione for Valentine’s Day?

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Harry Potter and Hermione have been friends for such a long time; but she is still a girl and she should still get his best friend something for valentine’s day. One thing’s for sure, he better not show up with a subscription to the Nutri System diet or he’ll be in big trouble. There are, however, lots of options for a Valentine’s Day gift for girls this year. Of course you have your traditional flowers and candy but now M&M has a great improvement to the traditional candy. You can now personalize your m&ms by putting your girlfriend’s name on one side and a special message on the other. You can also customize the colors so that you only get a bag full of pink and red and white m&ms which reflects the spirit of Valentine’s Day. 

Of course there is always jewelry and flowers. Tiffany’s is a great place to find jewelry but be prepared to spend some money. Nevertheless, nobody knows what Harry Potter is going to get Hermione for Valentine’s Day, but one thing is for sure: girl’s do not like anything that links them to being fat, so it better not be a Nutri System subsciption.

Happy New Year Harry Potter!

Friday, January 1st, 2010

Harry Potter has been such an amazing craze since his arrival on the book scene in 1998. Since then, the concept and the books have taken off, literally flying off the shelves, turning Harry Potter into the first pop craze in the book world. There is no denying that Harry Potter is bigger than so many other fads and trends that we’ve seen, from South Beach diets, to pet rocks, and more. And what’s more, unlike those trends and fads, he is here to stay. Harry Potter has changed the book game forever. He has appealed to more than just 12 and 13 year old boys, but has captured the attention of self respecting adults all over the world.  The books have been translated into so many different languages, that there really isn’t a soul on the planet that could read the books if he wanted to. It is quite sure that theses books are here to stay and will be around children in future generations to read and enjoy.

There have been a number of additions to the 7 book series that include to smaller and shorter supplemental books. These books have helped to support various charitable organizations that support children in poverty across the globe. Harry Potter, as a result, has moved passed the trends, passed the fads of Sonoma Diets, hopped earrings, bell bottoms, etc… and has secured a place in history that is never to be forgotten. We look forward to what is to come from Harry Potter this 2010. Happy New Year Harry Potter!

A New Year’s Resolution

Monday, December 28th, 2009

This year has been a fun and exciting year. And while we are sad to see it go, we are also happy to see the coming of a new year. Everybody knows that with the coming of 2010, there are going to be plenty of New Year’s Resolutions. So here are a few suggesstions for things you should add to your list of resolutions, if you haven’t already done so: Number 1. Read the Harry Potter series. If you have never read or heard of Harry Potter, then you need to read the series. It’s an awesome book appropriate for ages 12 and up. Even if you are an adult, you will get immense pleasure and enjoyment out of reading these books. They are definitely page turners and will keep you guessing and wondering until the very end. There are 7 books in all, plus two additional books that are supplemental reads after you have read the first 7. Some people like to read them at the gym while on their Reebok Treadmill, and still others enjoy curling up on the sofa with a pot of tea.

Number 2: If you haven’t seen all of the Harry Potter movies, then you must see them. Wait until after you’ve read each book before you’ve seen the corresponding movie. For example, don’t watch the Sorcerer’s Stone if you haven’t yet read the book. So take some time off from your Cardio Twister and get enthralled in Harry Potter. You won’t regret that you did. And hopefully, you’ll begin a whole new year of reading which is great for the mind.

Malfoy’s Bag of Coal

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Well it’s Christmas Day all over the world, and all the children all over the world are excited to be opening up their gifts. While we shall never forget the reason for the season (Jesus), no one can deny that the Santa Claus factor gets us all a little excited. There is one person for sure, however, who is waking up this morning to an unhappy and unexpected surpise: that person is Draco Malfoy. He hasn’t been a good boy this year at all and instead of the total gym torture chamber that he asked for from Santa Claus, he got a bag of coal! He was hoping that he would be able to torture Harry Potter in this chamber, given the chance. Instead, however, because of so many mischievous deeds this year, he is got nothing but a bag of coals. This should be a lesson to all boys and girls around the world. It does not pay to misbehave and mistreat people all year long and expect that good things should happen to you.

Draco Malfoy had to find this out the hard way.  And not only was there no torture chamber, but the hydroxycut potion that he requested will not be coming to him this year either. So it looks like this year is going to be a sad Christmas for Draco Malfoy. Unlike Harry Potter, who got everything he wanted and then some for his selflessness and courage, Malfoy is going to have to be content with coal! Merry Christmas to all and to all a Good Night!

Dumbledore’s Chance Encounter With Santa Claus

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

It’s hard to believe, but would you believe that Dumbledore and Santa Claus actually know each other? Well they do. Dumbledore travels all over the world via those key portals, and he recently ended up at the North Pole on accident.  He was trying to get back to England, but must have opened the wrong door. Anyway, he caught Santa and the elves in the middle of their preparations for Christmas Eve which is only a week or so away. In fact, one of the elves was packing up the bag for the mothers that wanted the zone dietthis year. For whatever reason, that one has been one of the most requested items by adult women this season. Anyway, Santa was shocked to see Dumbledore, but happy at the same time. They two practiced magic at the same elementary school at one point, but then went their separate ways after that. That’s right, Santa had to learn some magic too! How else would he know what everybody on Earth wants for Christmas, where they live, how big their chimneys are, and how their behaviour had been all year long?

Dumbledore and Santa sat down for a cup of hot chocolate to catch up and reminisce on old times. But just as soon as they had, they both had to get back to work. Santa had more Bodylastics to make and Dumbledore had to get back to Hogwarts. But for just a moment, two old friends had time for a cup of hot chocolate. This holiday season, make time for an old friend and a cup of your favorite hot beverage. Merry Christmas!

Christmas Vacation Plans for Hermione

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Every year Hermione returns to the world of muggles to visit her family. After all, Hermione was born to muggle parents but was discovered to have extraordinary abilities as a wizard, which she has proven time and time again through the course of her tenure as a student at Hogwarts. So she will return once again to her parent’s home to visit and enjoy Christmas with her muggle family. She will do some Christmas shopping with her mother, which is always interesting. Because Hermione is so accustomed to shopping for wizards, she forgets that muggles typically want different kinds of things for Christmas; things like toys, jewelry, designer clothing, weider home gyms, tickle-me-elmos, barbie dolls, Barbara Streisand CDs, Beyonce DVDs, and more. Usually for Christmas, she ends up buying Harry and Ron new books with magic spells, or new accessories to go with their brooms.  When they were younger, they were always satisfied with those specialty sweets that they’d buy from Hogsmead, or practical jokes that they’d also get from Hogsmead but it just seems that their taste becomes more mature as they age.

Hermione is really excited about vacationing with her family for the holiday. She gets plenty of time to catch up with her family, something she rather enjoys doing. She also watches laughingly as her mom shows her how to use different pieces of workout equipment. This year her mom bought an Ab Lounge Ultra Sport. Hermione things that her mother looks hilarious trying to use it, but her mother swears by its results!