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This year is the 25th wedding anniversary of Harry’s anut and uncle who raised him. That’s right, Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon are celebrating 25 years of marriage and he has the best gift for both of them. While Harry is away at school, he is going to be sending them gym membership to 24 Hr Fitness. His uncle Vernon could really use to lose about 100 pounds or more and his Aunt Petunia could stand to gain a bit of a figure. With the help of the trainers at 24 Hr Fitness, they should be able to get into the best shape of their lives, or at least that’s the plan.

24 Hr Fitness is a great place to get into shape under the watch of professionals and using the best machines around.  There are treadmills, ellipticals, ab rollers and crunchers, free weights, swimming pools, saunas, and more! Harry Potter is really hoping that his Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon will love their new gym membership; but if they don’t he won’t sweat it! It’s not like they’ve ever done anything for him that would make him smile!

This year for Valentine’s Day, Harry Potter was nice enough to send his dear muggle cousin Dudley a Valentine’s Day card with a gift. Harry Potter knew how much Dudley loves receiving gifts and so he decided that this year he would give his cousin the gift that just keeps on giving; this year, he decided that he’d give his cousin something that he could use all year long.  This year, Harry Potter sent Dudley a Healthrider! With the healthrider, Dudley will be able to shed some pounds so that he can live a longer and more useless life.

When Dudley received his package he was certainly very thrilled to be able to open it. He nearly killed both of his parents trying to get to it before them. But when he opened it and realized that it was just a Healthrider, he was very disappointed. He threw a tantrum right therein from of his house and turned as red has a sports car. The unfortunate fact is that he will probably never use it, which will on perpetuate the stigma of obesity in rich countries around the world.

Harry Potter has never been thought of as mean with regards to his treatment of Malfoy. Everyone knows that whatever Malfoy gets, he absolutely deserves. So I guess the fact that Harry Potter performed a spell that kept Malfoy working out on a Bowflex Treadclimber for over 48 hours wouldn’t be considered mean; but it would be terribly funny!

Malfoy is always trying to play tricks on Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley but they never seem to work probably because good always triumphs over evil.  Professor McGonnagal against her better judgment however, reversed the spell that Potter placed on poor Malfoy. As soon as the spell was released, Malfoy fell down flat on his bottom!

Harry Potter and Hermione have been friends for such a long time; but she is still a girl and she should still get his best friend something for valentine’s day. One thing’s for sure, he better not show up with a subscription to the Nutri System diet or he’ll be in big trouble. There are, however, lots of options for a Valentine’s Day gift for girls this year. Of course you have your traditional flowers and candy but now M&M has a great improvement to the traditional candy. You can now personalize your m&ms by putting your girlfriend’s name on one side and a special message on the other. You can also customize the colors so that you only get a bag full of pink and red and white m&ms which reflects the spirit of Valentine’s Day. 

Of course there is always jewelry and flowers. Tiffany’s is a great place to find jewelry but be prepared to spend some money. Nevertheless, nobody knows what Harry Potter is going to get Hermione for Valentine’s Day, but one thing is for sure: girl’s do not like anything that links them to being fat, so it better not be a Nutri System subsciption.